![]() ![]() ![]() My countless life experiences, family, friends and genetics have absolutely nothing to do with the way I turned out. My sign has literally made me who I am today. They don’t respect the vast power of the movements of our planets and the role that they play in every single thing that someone does? Clearly, they’re delusional, and I don’t have time to try to actually get to know people and build real relationships with them if I’m studying their birth chart for hours at a time. If they don’t know their sign, then, they’re automatically cut off. The very first thing I ask anyone when I meet them is, of course, “What’s your sign?” It encapsulates the most important information about them: their entire personality, your compatibility with them, what makes them angry, their greatest faults, when I’ll marry them, how our children will turn out, their darkest secret- you know, just run of the mill, basic stuff. By Sage Tippie Illustration by Kassidy Weber ![]()
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